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Tuesday, August 30, 2005
So there is this kid that I am assuming is "goth". Seems he got his panties in a wad because I said that I hate him and his kind. This is a kid who after telling me I'm pathetic and to stop writing about my life (which I believe is the purpose of a blog) posts a comment on everyone of my entries. I don't care if you're agnostic, I didn't ask you. And the bitch ass girlfriend comment is just stupid. You dress in black because of other peoples' actions? Lmao! That's the funniest thing I have ever heard! Oh, and listen everyone, don't dye your hair black if you aren't goth! Because you have to, just have to, buy $70 40" leg paints and listen to Cradle of Filth to dye your hair black. And whoever the jackass was that wouldn't leave a name and threatened to make me feel stupid about why I hated goths....people like you and Brian do. So Brian, I guess what I'm trying to say is....fuck off you dirty goth bastard.
Posted at 12:52 pm by SubwayCandy
People don't like bombs.
Tuesday, April 19, 2005
I have this incredible hate for a woman a barely know. In fact I don't even know her name! All I know about this woman is that she works at the 82 Market (a little gas station right outside of my school) and she is an idiot. There are two reasons I despise this woman. #1 is the fact that I am in there EVERY SINGLE MORNING, I pay with a debet card EVERY SINGLE MORNING, and she tells me to sign the damn receipt like I havn't done it 400,000,000 times already...EVERY SINGLE MORNING! Reason #2 is her intentional picking of a poorly made biscuit skill. There are two biscuits I choose from every morning. If I see that the cheese on the " Bacon, Egg, and Cheese " is properly melted, then I go for that. But if the cheese looks hard or really really orange, I go for the " Country Ham " biscuit. But because of this wench I have nearly eliminated the possibility of choosing the prior. It seems that no matter if the nice golden-brown biscuit with the perfectly-melted cheese and the crispiest bacon you ever did see is in the first row closest to the window of the heated glass keeping chamber, she will undoubtably pick the nastiest, hardest, most UN-melted peice of shit in there and hand it to me with her moronic little smile. Thus making me want to shit in my hand and smear it on her face. So thank you 82 Whore for making me want to leap across the counter and strangle you every morning.
Posted at 12:25 pm by SubwayCandy
People don't like bombs.
Monday, March 14, 2005
This is all just random shit going through my head. Green trees with summer sky....neon squares glowing green...claire....soup, beans, food.....throat kinda hurts, wonder if I'm getting sick. Damn I'm hungry. I hate coughing. Old art project...that was fun. That class was fun. Miss those guys. Yockey....shes fun. Playstaion will be fun, but I have to work tomorrow. Suit or no suit? Nah no suit. Techno.Need to stop the sundrop. Wish I had fast internet.Ew I hate that squeak of leather. I hate dumb gullible people. 8th grade, I don't remember much of it. Alex Wrights house was fun. Very lazy. Need more motivation. Claire will motivate. Need to finish that book. Good imagery. Did I spell that right? "My goal for next year is 50 thousand a month! {insert goofy ass smile}" Still hungry. Almost summer. Wonder when ff7 advent children is coming out....I'm done for now.
Posted at 08:31 pm by SubwayCandy
People don't like bombs.
Sunday, January 30, 2005
This will be short and sweet, I don't care about the tsunami victims. The first day I heard about it I was like, "Man that sucks...", but now I could give a fuck. If there was a "God" what do you think he is trying to say? Those people are dead for a reason. He is thinning out the population because there are way to many of them. There are so many kids and families in the U.S. that need food, clothing, and water that it kills me to see all these people spending their money to send suff to other countries. We need to watch our own asses first. Thats the problem with the U.S., we are always sticking our noses where they don't belong. I think instead of sending food and water to the tsunami victims, we should send condoms and birth control. Then God wouldn't have to work so hard to thin them out. Let's make Gods work easier! FREE PROPHILATICS AND CONTRACEPTIVES FOR EVERYONE!!!!
Posted at 11:24 am by SubwayCandy
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Well people, I am a very happy little boy. You may be asking yourselves why, but if you will read instead of questioning you will find out why. Well I'll freakin' tell you why! Me and Claire hit our 1 year anniversary January 13, 2005 and it feels awesome! I have to say I have never been more happy in my life. Sounds really corny, but I hope to spend the rest of my life with that girl. She brings so much joy into my life. When you have been with someone for over a year and you still have something to talk about everyday, you know you have found someone to hold on to. Well I found that person. I know I don't like diary-type entries and I'm going against my way of life by posting one, but, she is worth the blaspheme. I may be going to blogdrive hell but at least everyone knows that..........................
I LOVE CLAIRE!!!
Posted at 11:10 am by SubwayCandy
People don't like bombs.
Sunday, January 16, 2005
To Fart Or Not to Fart....
I have compiled a list of 10 places TO and NOT TO fart. Use this list wisely my little ones.
DON'T FART HERE:
1. Shower- the stink is unbearable
2. Elevator- whether you are alone or not you can't get away from it
3. Theatre- if the sound doesn't alert, the smell will
4.Church- no one will say anything but you know what they are thinking
5. Anywhere With a Dog at Waist Level- it will sniff your ass
6. In a Spacesuit- never done it but I can only imagine
7. Around Open Flame- unless planned very dangerous
8. Anywhere in California in the Summer- heat amplifies it like hot garbage
9. Aerobics Class- how embarrassing would that be?
10. On a Leather Seat- like plugging a bass into a stack
FART HERE:
1. Your Bosses Office- rip it then shut the door, he'll walk into a nice steamy air biscuit
2. Hot Tub- no one will know....look at them jets!
3. In Your Friends Face While He's Asleep- might not wake up but watch his face
4. Zip Lock Bag- put chips in, fart, zip up, give to friend....mmmm mmmm mmmm
5. Open Flame- if intentional can be very amusing
6. While Someone is Talking- interupting someone with a fart...haha
7. While Your Parents Are Screaming at You- see above plus, they gotta laugh right?
8. With Baby Powder on the Butt of Your Pants- poof!
9. In a Spacesuit- despite the smell at least you could say you farted in space
10. In a Public Library- if you could get a "shoosh" it would be priceless
Happy farting!
Posted at 07:47 pm by SubwayCandy
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Ah it is a quite chilling December morning and I am having orange juice and toast for breakfast. I realy don't know why I'm telling you all this but I thought is a significant part of my day...being my days are always boring for some reason. Well, I take that back. Saturday December 11th was a very very wild night. Don't remember some of it but I DO remember some of the key points. You see one of my friends' sister was having a sort of going away party, and she....is a hippie. This means she has many hippie friends. Which means me and he rest of my non-hippie friends had many a laugh that night. It's not that I hate hippies I just hate what some of them think and act like. I had one touching my hair and asking me how long it took to put up all night. Ew, she was quite disgusting. She had a button up shirt with the top three buttons un-buttoned, exposing her chest acne. Yeah, gross. Well Zac, Patrick, and myself had scored some fungus that night and were planning to trip and hang out. But, someone had also brought some giggle lettuce and Zac couldn't refuse. He has a very low tolerance to Miss Mary Jane and he was later found next to the horse trailer puking up orange juice. Poor guy. So that means he was out for the fungus. Then there were two. This left me and Patrick to have the rest of the fun. So we did. My friend Mitchell was with us and he had previously smoked so he was feelin' fine as well. Many a crazy conversation we had that night. Up till 4:30 am tripping our balls off. Around 3:00 am I retired up to Zacs room to see how my best friend was feeling. I collapsed face down onto his bed and had a muffled conversation with him about our seperate paths that night. Then he commenced into telling me stories he made up off the top of his head while Bjork filled the room with the sounds of bells and I continued to get visualizations. Ah it was a beautiful night. I don't know where I was going with this...just rambling I guess. Well I havn't posted in a while so this should work for yah. I wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Posted at 07:03 pm by SubwayCandy
People don't like bombs.
Tuesday, January 11, 2005
Yep...I'm back. Been a long long time, but due to much coaching from Zac I have returned to my beloved blogdrive. I apologize for any inconvinience I have caused you by not richening your life with my rantings. I deserve a kick in the balls for every "friend" I have on myspace. Which is not very many...lucky me. Many things have happened over the last few weeks BUT, I choose not to write about them because they are of the past and I don't feel like having to dig up those memories in the grey area of my brain. So I will only post on current events EXCLUDING the events of December 11th. It will be the next post entitled "Orange Juice and Toast", and I''m sure you will like it. Once again I am sorry about my recent absence and I won't do it again. This is for you Zac! I'M BACK!!!!!
Posted at 06:56 pm by SubwayCandy
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Monday, December 06, 2004
I know that none of you really care about me (besides my close friends), BUT, I cut my hair and dyed it black. I know black is really cliche but I don't care, me and everyone else around me likes it so I'm very pleased. I will soon have pictures of before and after for all of you wondering what I and my hair look like. Well enough of this, I'll update more tomorrow when I get digital camera.
Posted at 01:20 pm by SubwayCandy
People don't like bombs.
Friday, December 03, 2004
Ok, by writing this entry I am being very hippocritical, because we all know I and my friends hate diary-type entries,AND at the same time I am showing my true geek self. Thats right people, I got a Gamecube! Well, this is actually my second one...my dogs pissed on my first one. Damn them...damn them to hell. But anyways I know you are going "Big f'in deal man, I have all 3 systems and I have Halo 2 and GTA4", but guess, what I don't care! I get to play all my happy games again! For anyone who doesn't know me I like to be happy, I also love bright colors. Just puts me in a good mood yah know? So now I can play one of my favorite games of ALLLLLL time...SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE!!!! That's right, I love this game! It's so bright and cheerful my head just wants to go all 'splody. And I just purchased the new Harvest Moon and it is so scrumptulescent I cuddle with its case every night. So my sugestion to everyone out there that wants to play something that isn't extremely complicated go out and do yourself a favor, pick up a Gamecube ( if you get one used it's only $70 ) and buy Mario Sunshine...you'll thank me. Just look at how beautiful this in-game shot is.
How pretty is that!? Yeah I know, creamin' the jeans. Pick it up or Jesus will hate you!
Posted at 01:52 pm by SubwayCandy
People don't like bombs.
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Hola! My name is Michael Stem and I am a 16 year old junior at Cascade High School. I am currently in a long-term relationship with the love of my life...Claire. Well that's enough for this...LET'S GET IT ON! (spoken in French accent)
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